he hit the policeman with his penis

#he actually want zayn to do his because zayn was like 'i'm gonna do liam'a
#and he's a jealous diva
#so he ssaid that so zayn can do an impression of harry
#yay
#but yeah harry
#wooohhooo
#you'll be really good at it

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