he hit the policeman with his penis

#'get on your knees you naked bananas'
#and just stand there like
#and when the fire alarm went off
#awww
#bby liam
#even my house is dead boring
#stupid
#the guards came it with the host
#why can't they dress up as batman
#you're so cute
#~
#hose*

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